your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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