I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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