question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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