He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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