is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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