you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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