Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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