Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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