I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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