All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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