Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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