Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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