i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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