Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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