I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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