Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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