he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
