and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
id be glad to
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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