I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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