he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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