we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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