That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
