The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
