He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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