Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Come share oat with me in your robe
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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