...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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