Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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