Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
