at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
The Olympian is in my bed
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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