where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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