i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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