There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We need to get me chipped asap
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
