yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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