ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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