love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Success! We fucked roommates!
I currently don't understand fingers.
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