I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
