talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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