how hairy? two words: wookie tits
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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