I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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