wanna go halves on a baby?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So apparently I’m into choking now
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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