rhymes with "ouble enetration"
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Ladies don't puke and tell
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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