lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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