I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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