Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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