PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It's blow job season.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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