well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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