hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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