ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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