i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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