True but thats because hes a fetus.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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