Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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