how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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