I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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