I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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